A first sentence like any other, the book would wither and die…

mug-first linesKim was looking through her Facebook and found among the ads a mug for sale with famous first lines from novels.  It got us both thinking about how powerful some first lines in literature.  There are some great ones.  The American Book Review lists 100 of them and by reading them, you can feel drawn in.  Great stories start with great first lines, and as I write Mainline, I am thinking about changing my first line, yet again.  Just thinking about how long some novels and how their first lines have been around for so long….”best of times, worst of times…” I wonder what the novelists would think if they knew their first lines are still remembered, and now adorned on a mug.  I love the idea.  I’d like to think in the future, readers will remember and read the first line of one of my novels from a piece of fired clay.

Check out some of these other first lines from this link.


Top 10 from the website:

1. Call me Ishmael. —Herman Melville, Moby-Dick (1851)

2. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. —Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)

3. A screaming comes across the sky. —Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow (1973)

4. Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice. —Gabriel García Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude (1967; trans. Gregory Rabassa)

5. Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. —Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita (1955)

6. Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. —Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina (1877; trans. Constance Garnett)

7. riverrun, past Eve and Adam’s, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs. —James Joyce, Finnegans Wake (1939)

8. It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. —George Orwell, 1984 (1949)

9. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair. —Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities (1859)

10. I am an invisible man. —Ralph Ellison, Invisible Man (1952)

EJ Eisman is the author of the novels Spoon Girl and Malaise, published by AuthorHouse. He resides in Reading, PA and is also a musician, artist, playwright, actor and filmmaker.

Jack McVoy Writer’s Block

To_Kill_a_Mockingbird Most people at one time or another have writer’s block.  In the story Spoon Girl, Jack is afraid to write another novel after having his last become so popular.  In the book, his book Malaise gets nominated for a Pulitzer Prize and gets made into a major motion picture. I couldn’t imagine what kind of stress it could put on you having to write another book, but Jack touches on that emotion.I loosely thought of Harper Lee and To Kill a Mocking Bird.  Incredible book, but Harper (so far) never published another novel.

Where does the idea Spoon Girl come from?

Spoon River EJ:  While most people like to think that Lisa in the book is called Spoon Girl because she asks Jack to sleep over and they spoon.  But her title of “Spoon Girl,” given by Jack comes from Edgar Lee Masters’ Spoon River Anthology.   In the story, Lisa is being haunted by a ghost, who tells her old time stories to write in creative writing class. Jack’s research into previous owner of Lisa’s home revealed Elizabeth Fronk, who migrated from the Spoon River area in Indiana.


Kozzi-blank-notebook-809 X 641mo·ti·va·tion   /ˌmōtəˈvāSHən/Noun
-The reason or reasons one has for acting or behaving in a particular way.
-The general desire or willingness of someone to do something.
What is your motivation?  Since last year, when my first book was published, I was motivated toward having the second one.  I was planning to have it out by the beginning of summer, but now I’m staring at all the edits of the second novel and I am overwhelmed.  My publisher has been calling since January wondering where my manuscript is.  I’m looking for some motivation here.  Help!